Beer Review: Silver Stallion

Beer Review: Silver Stallion
Price: $2.79 for a six-pack
Brewery: SF Brewing Company, La Crosse, WI
Style: American Lager
ABV: NA (I would say 4%)
Color: clear, gold
Aroma: Smells like biscuit mix, old bread,no hop aroma.
Body: Very light
Stomach Aspect: None
Head: Off-white, small tightly grouped bubbles, vanished quickly
Head Retention: None
Taste: Massive yeasty after taste. Heavy bread, hay flavor around the mid-tongue. Slight hint of Apple. No hop flavor. No flavor at the tip of the tongue.
Conclusion: There is no where to start with this brew. The aroma is kinda disturbing in the fact that the first thing you think of when smelling the beer is uncooked biscuit/pancake mix. The is no flavor at all on the front of the tongue. The first initial aspect of flavor is mid-tongue, and then it's not like a beer flavor. It's more of a grass/hay flavor. Imagine grabbing a handful of dried hay, shoving it in your pie-hole, then chewing. That's the same flavor you'll get from this brew. The finish of the brew is very quick, malty, with a high yeast, bread flavor. I am not sure what the brewery was thinking when they decided to market this beer, because I don't know if there is a market for a beer that taste's like hay and biscuit mix. I'm halfway through the 12 ounce can and I'm punishing myself to finish the other six ounces. There is a weird Apple flavor that appears quickly around mid-tongue. I do see an application for this beer. I would definitely cook chicken with this beer (if you want my beer chicken recipe, let me know). The flavors, and overall "craptastic" (just for you Nicole) aspect of the beer would actually go nicely with chicken. Do I dare make the next statement? Yes I should, this beer is worse than Coors Light, Hamm's, Rainier, PBR, Bud, or any other American Lager.
Public Aspect: Douchebag. That would be the public aspect if you presented this beer to friends, family, or guests. This is a bad beer, and it doesn't need to be given to people who know where you live. It doesn't need to be given to people who you wish to speak to after they have had this. However, if you want to get rid of the physco-hose beast e-girlfriend, or creepy ex-boyfriend, this would be the PERFECT beer to serve them.